It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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