i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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