Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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