you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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