Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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