This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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