Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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