i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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