I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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