I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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