I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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