And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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