When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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