and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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