Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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