i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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