Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
please don't ironically join a cult
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