is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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