my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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