Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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