So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
