Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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