He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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