So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
