Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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