She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
