didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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