He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
