yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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