I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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