WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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