Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
A+ Viking dick
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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