She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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