Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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