ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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