I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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