When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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