the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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