awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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