I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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