I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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