I'm laying in your front yard are you home
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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