On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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