You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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