is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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