I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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