okay pat passed out under dana's car
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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