So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I party with great urgency now.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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