If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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