I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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